Acrostic Limericks 50

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Limerick, a popular form of short, humorous verse that is often nonsensical and frequently ribald. It consists of five lines, rhyming aabba, and the dominant metre is anapestic, with two metrical feet in the third and fourth lines and three feet in the others. Encyclopaedia Britannica

Many examples of acrostic poems can be found scattered around the web (where the first letter of each line spells out a word when read from top to bottom), but I have found very few examples of acrostic Limericks.

I now look out for prompts that contain five letters (or ten, fifteen or… let’s not get ahead of ourselves, eh?). I may add the odd one of my own, too.

Let me know what you think.



for Kristian –

So the vengeful god said he would smite me,
Make me suffer the ailments that blight me.
I said you can try;
Take a look in my eye.
Examine my ardour then BITE ME!


for Kristian –

Come, let me show you my wares;
Look here first, then we’ll go upstairs.
If you can’t face
Choosing at pace,
Keep looking; we’ve plenty of chairs.

Anyone care to join in?

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