Random Limericks 23

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A series of (non-acrostic) limericks produced in response to various prompts.

These will appear on Saturday mornings wherever possible.

Let me know what you think.

 

PAUCILOQUENT

for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2021/01/15/pauciloquent/

My dear old friend Hector is Dutch.
He’s quiet and doesn’t say much.
That’s what is meant
By pauciloquent;
He doesn’t use words as a crutch.

SNOW

for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2021/01/17/snow/

They said it was going to snow.
It hasn’t done lately, you know.
I can’t get enough
Of that lovely white stuff;
Its kiss always leaves me aglow.

WILDLY

for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2021/01/18/wildly/

If wildly’s the word of the day
Then there’s but one thing I can say.
I don’t have the time,
It’s too hard to rhyme,
And so I’m refusing to play!

WINKLE-PICKER

for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2021/01/19/winklepicker/

I never once wore winkle-pickers;
They’re for rockers and some city-slickers.
I was a mod,
You silly old sod;
And now there’s a twist in your knickers!

VENDETTA

for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2021/01/21/vendetta/

In a time when the world was much better,
When ‘I’ was no more than a letter,
One man came along
With a different song
And armed with a burning vendetta.