Random Limericks 20

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A series of (non-acrostic) limericks produced in response to various prompts.

These will appear on Saturday mornings wherever possible.

Let me know what you think.



for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2020/12/26/reflect/

My friend George had cause to reflect
That his wife didn’t show him respect.
On midwinter eve
She threatened to leave;
How’s that for Claus and effect?


for Esther – https://esthernewtonblog.wordpress.com/2020/12/28/laughing-along-with-a-limerick-39/

Some ministers may be quite lame,
But it isn’t just they who’re to blame.
Their confidence beaten
By four years in Eton,
They now crave their moment of fame.


for Kristian – https://wordofthedaychallenge.wordpress.com/2020/12/28/ending/

After most of the year in restriction
In a life more like bad science-fiction,
We hope all this spending
Will deliver an ending
To this illness (and this jurisdiction).


for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2020/12/29/hope-2/

A pretty young woman called Hope
Thought it would be fun to elope.
She searched in her room
For a suitable groom
And found a portrait of the Pope.


for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2020/12/30/wishes/

To be living somewhere much more swish is
One of our longest-held wishes.
Twould be such a laugh
If on our behalf
We had someone to clean and do dishes.

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