Random Limericks 16

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A series of (non-acrostic) limericks produced in response to various prompts.

These will appear on Saturday mornings wherever possible.

Let me know what you think.

 

ARCHITECTURE

for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2020/11/29/architecture/

As a means of artistic expression,
Architecture is a fine profession.
If a building is small
Or incredibly tall
Is left to the expert’s discretion.

WIG

for Esther – https://esthernewtonblog.wordpress.com/2020/11/30/laughing-along-with-a-limerick-35/

I really do not give a fig
If you-know-who’s wearing a wig,
I really don’t care;
If he has no hair
I know his brain’s not very big.

EXPLAIN

for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2020/11/30/explain/

A man was once forced to explain
What business he had on the train.
He started to brick it
Cos he had no ticket,
I guess he’s in trouble again.

NATURAL

for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2020/12/02/natural/

The natural order of things
Says I should be born without wings;
But when in a plane,
It comes back again;
And oh, how my happy heart sings.

EXCITED

for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2020/12/03/excited/

Until now, my life has been blighted
By various ills I have cited;
Today, a new jab
Came out of the lab.
No wonder I feel so excited.

WASSAIL

for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2020/12/04/wassail/

There are two accepted ways to pronounce the word wassail, /’ˈwɒseɪl/ and /’wɒs(ə)l/.
I’ve covered both.

I’ve never been one for spiced ale,
Afraid that my calmness might fail;
But I picked up the jug
And poured a full mug
Of last year’s prize-winning wassail.

Twas Yule, and the revellers’ jostle
Gave voice to the doubting apostle.
He may not have grieved
But even believed,
Had he taken a draught of old wassail.

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