Random Limericks 15

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A series of (non-acrostic) limericks produced in response to various prompts.

These will appear on Saturday mornings wherever possible.

Let me know what you think.

 

IMPIGNORATE

for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2020/11/21/impignorate/

I’m starting to feel quite the fool
Finding words I did not learn in school.
This really does grate,
Impignorate
Means pawning – and that’s just not cool.

CANDLE

for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2020/11/22/candle/

A candle is useful for light;
Quite subtle, they’re seldom too bright.
I often have four,
Sometimes even more,
Though four is enough for foresight.

FIGMENT

for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2020/11/23/figment/

I seem to have quite a fixation
On hues and their constant mutation.
It seems that some pigments
Are no more than figments
Of my colourful imagination.

GOBBLE

for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2020/11/24/gobble/

A turkey called John had a wobble
When throughout his flock came a squabble
They may think Thanksgiving
Essential to living
But it’s we who are meant to go ‘gobble’!

FOOTLOOSE

for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2020/11/26/footloose/

My favourite film about dancing
Is one I found truly entrancing;
It’s Footloose for me,
It’s wild and it’s free;
But not when it came to financing!

FRENZY

for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2020/11/27/frenzy/

With two feet three inches of beard
Some folk thought my friend was quite weird;
But the media frenzy
Around poor McKenzie
Affected him more than we’d feared.

 

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