Random Limericks 14

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A series of (non-acrostic) limericks produced in response to various prompts.

These will appear on Saturday mornings wherever possible.

Let me know what you think.

 

ROGUE

for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2020/11/14/rogue/

Rogue 1’s not proper Star Wars,
Too much of it is filmed indoors.
I’d rather the deck
Of a ship on Star Trek,
If you don’t think I’m right, then up yours.

PLOT

for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2020/11/15/plot/

There once was a devilish plot
To abscond with the lott’ry jackpot.
Twas said the magician;
A noted patrician;
Would like it, but just not a lot.

PROVOKE

for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2020/11/16/provoke/

You complain that my language is blue;
That I don’t give a fig about you.
I’m one of those folk
You shouldn’t provoke;
I can’t guarantee what I’ll do.

OSTENTATIOUS

for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2020/11/17/ostentatious/

His surroundings were most ostentatious,
His appetites somewhat salacious.
Much of his life
He spent with his wife
In circumstances quite vexatious.

ABJECT

for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2020/11/18/abject/

Linguistic nitpickers will say
Of the use of our language today,
If you believe abject
Is obverse of subject,
You must live in the U S of A.

HEALING

for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2020/11/19/healing/

My toes are secured to the ceiling;
They say it will help with my healing.
But all I can say
After nearly a day
Is my feet have lost all of their feeling.

FARCTATE

for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2020/11/20/farctate/

I piled so much food on my plate,
That I ended up being farctate.
If that is a word
That you’ve never heard,
You’re far from the only one, mate!

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