
A new series of (non-acrostic) limericks produced in response to various prompts.
These will appear on Saturday mornings wherever possible.
Let me know what you think.
CADAVER
for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2020/10/09/cadaver/
A woman whose husband had died
Turned up at my office and cried,
“It’s such a palaver
To move a cadaver
That’s filling the bed on your side!”
SULTRY
for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2020/10/10/sultry/
The sultry young blonde gave a moan
When she thought that she’d got me alone
She was a stunner
But I did a runner
And left her with her chaperone
PHANTASM
for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2020/10/13/phantasm/
My poor mind went into a spasm
When it first encountered phantasm
It hurt me the most
When I saw a ghost
That was having a phantom org… – no. I’m sorry. I can’t write that!
ADVERSITY
for Kristian – https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2020/10/15/adversity/
Adversity, troubles and trials
Are part of our modern lifestyles.
Try as we might
We’ll ne’er get it right,
But we can make it better with smiles.
Loved the last one. Smiles make everything better.
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Thanks, John. Perhaps I should try it sometime…
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😊 Use an emoji then you don’t have to,
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😁
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A smile can certainly go a long way 🤗
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Your best set yet
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Why, thank you, kind Sir. 😊
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